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Goddlemitey, how dumb are these guys?

So, Barack Obama tweeted this today.

Aw, lookit him, holding his pushy little message standing all Richie Rich in front of a giant gilt-framed oil painting and gold candlesticks with that huge shit-eating grin on his face.

Thanks, geniuses.

Here’s a big blank copy for you to play with, if you have a mind.

Comments


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 12, 2013, 10:51 pm

The millionaire who lives on welfare, his healthcare covered by me for the rest of his worthless fucking life.


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: December 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

#GetCovered Because I’m making a list and checking it twice, and the IRS works for ME!


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: December 12, 2013, 11:18 pm

Stark D, the key part of your post that gives me some hope is how short “the rest of his worthless fucking life” could possibly be.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 12, 2013, 11:31 pm

If Mandela is any indication, the puke will probably live into his 90’s…all these commie pukes seem to practically live forever…except Chavez…that was a piece of mercy…the new guy seems worse though.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 12, 2013, 11:44 pm

I don’t want to be too much of a downer, but look at Jimmy Carter.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 13, 2013, 12:10 am

On a related conspiracy theorist note, the woman who approved his waiver on his birth certificate was the sole casualty in a plane crash yesterday. Everyone else was rescued without serious injury.

Per Soopermexican


Comment from Deborah
Time: December 13, 2013, 12:18 am

An attack of schizophrenia is the only way Obama can explain doing this.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 13, 2013, 12:31 am

Ick!…that face…get it off my screen…


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 13, 2013, 2:03 am

Oh wondrously skillful Stoaty, fotochop maven, how about an animated .gif with a hand appearing in the empty sign, moving up from the bottom, and grabbing Barky’s neck in a stranglehold? A really spectacular end would be the hand dragging Barky down into the sign and disappearing, but that might be a bit difficult.


Comment from Mojo
Time: December 13, 2013, 3:52 am

One day, they’ll actually figure out this whole internet thingy.

Might take a while.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: December 13, 2013, 4:15 am

It just feels cruel to photoshop that image.

Remember when you could respect the POTUS?

That was cool.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 13, 2013, 4:20 am

Veeshir,

I can’t even possibly imagine what crass, asinine stunt they’ll pull next. Maybe Obama wearing a “Buck Fush” t-shirt rubbing peanut butter on his dick with one of their show-dogs in frame?


Comment from Lemur King
Time: December 13, 2013, 4:26 am

I am pretty sure Obama will get called out on his poor performance and dismal ratings and blame it on Bush. “I wouldn’t have failed like I did had not Bush and Rove caused me to fellate donkey genitalia.”


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Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 13, 2013, 8:48 am

Wheee! So much fun. Thanks, Stoaty!


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 13, 2013, 8:55 am

Instead of text, the sign just needs a bloody handprint smeared across it.

Or – bloody handprint and this text:

“the people in Benghazi weren’t covered. Just sayin’.”


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 13, 2013, 9:14 am

heh.

“you wouldn’t want the IRS to conduct a surprise audit, would you?”


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 13, 2013, 3:52 pm

Just the sight of him and vile epithets erupt from my mind and lips.
Yes, I’m aware I should have use a capital H…


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 13, 2013, 6:32 pm

…also shoulda used a d (used)…


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 13, 2013, 10:43 pm

Just got arse raped … now they are pretending to offer ‘amnesty’ … lol!

NSA considers amnesty for Snowden if he stops leaks

http://rt.com/usa/cbs-nsa-amnesty-snowden-212/

I believe the NSA lives in mortal fear now that the public will inflict serious harm on them – as they rightly should!


Comment from Veeshir
Time: December 13, 2013, 10:59 pm

Stark, it would be cashew butter, peanut butter is far too bourgeois.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: December 14, 2013, 12:20 am

Seems like everyone is yelling “you lie” at him these days/


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 14, 2013, 12:27 am

Obamas grandmother registered his birth as in Kenya … there are copies of that birth cert floating around … but not for consumption of Amerikans.


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 14, 2013, 2:43 am

WIGGER!

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