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Bruce Jenner is bustin’ out all over

not hercules, omphale

 

 

Lion skin cloak? Check. Knobbly club? Check. Tits? Ohhhhh…wait a second.

We went to a stately home for a delphinium festival today (when you hook up with a gardener, marvelous things happen). This was on the grounds. It’s got all the usual accoutrements of a classical Hercules, but this is clearly a chick.

Well. Wikipedia tells me this is Omphale queen of Lydia and not quite a goddess. Hercules accidentally biffed someone and was sentenced by the Oracle to be her slave for a while, for some reason.

Unfortunately, none of the central texts survive in the original, so we are left piecing the story together from bits of art and literary allusion. The important thing is, this was a period of rich cross dressing for Hercules and Omphale.

*shrug*

 

 

In a perfectly unrecognizable form, the story of Hercules and Omphale was the subject of MST3K Experiment 502: Hercules. You can watch it in its entirety here.

Because I am all about the cultcha.

 

 

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from mojo
Time: June 24, 2015, 10:29 pm

Steve Reeves?

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: June 25, 2015, 7:17 am

Jehova!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KbG8DvRKoJw

 

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