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Could we leave Paris’ flange out of this? All it’s ever done is bring joy to people; it never gunned down any civilians. As far as I know.

Well, *I’m* not confident Paris’ bidness doesn’t have a body count.

Oh, this is perfect. Girls crying outside the scene of the crime. There’s an iconic (read: cliche) image.

And it’s ever so not likely a loser recently dumped by his girlfriend might love the idea of making a few of them snooty pretty girls at the mall cry or anything.

Some days, I just want to start slappin’ and slappin’ and never stop.

Didn’t they find an STD infection report on Paris’ hooha (sp?)?

In any case, I’m glad the li’l loser did himself in rather than forcing some decent and honorable law enforcement officer to blow the kids skull open and then have to live with the residual guilt the rest of his life.

I don’t know that changing how we label these dorks is going to change much of anything. Seems to me that if someone is going to go postal, probably the actual killing is much higher on the list of motivations than any possible posthumous fame.

I agree with you that the banality of evil should be recognized as such, though.

EMO POS Brat. He’s frowning in his yearbook photo?
He probably couldn’t keep a girlfriend because he looks like one. He wanted to go out in style? Sounds like a closet fag.
Merry Christmas.

I don’t agree, Joe. I think these guys *do* do it for the fame. This one flat-out said so.

Actually, that’s slightly to the side of the point. I think they believe they’ve accomplished something spectacular and deserve to be famous for it. After all, how many other people have done what they’ve done? And look at all the news cameras!

Same for many serial killers. Did you watch the statement the BTK killer gave at his sentencing hearing? I’m not the only one who observed that it sounded like an acceptance speech at the Oscars. This guy CLEARLY thought he’d done something wonderful and special. He was pleased as he could be.

By calling them predators and monsters, we feed this aggrandized view they have of themselves. You know, Lone Wolf Stalking Sheep. When, really, they’re people who are so damaged and inadequate that they can’t relate to other people in any kind of normal way.

(That’s the spirit, Dawn!)

I’m not the only one who observed that it sounded like an acceptance speech at the Oscars. This guy CLEARLY thought he’d done something wonderful and special. He was pleased as he could be.

Infantilized. He made a doodee and was proud to share it.

Pathetic dickhead
Extending his wiener with a gun
Little piece of shit.

Merry Christmas,prick.
May not a single teardrop
Water your passing.

Miscounted. Ah, well. He wasn’t worth a serious effort anyway.

Eh, maybe. I dunno. I tend to believe these guys are legends in their own minds long before they do anything. Whatever. I agree they’re pathetic losers.

“Snootch?”

That’s certainly worth stealing.

Given that this guy, like the Va Tech killer and the Columbine losers, were emo/dateless wonders, I have come to the conclusion that I was right in getting laid in my high school days.

But I digress.

Fuck this dude. He should get none of the attention he craves.

Yes it is, geoff. I stole it from Ace.

Asshole killer boy
buried in an grave unmarked
except by piss-stains

Emo piece of shits
winter grave gets a big zit:
Earth rejects him too.

In that photo, he looks like one of the players from Slap Shot. That, however, doesn’t come close to mitigating his shittiness.

Oh, God! I saw that “Pathetic loser asshole….” headline and was afraid to scroll down to look at the photo.

No, no particular reason.

…And stop looking at me that way!!!

He looks like Weird Al, only gayer.

If there is any justice in the after-life, he will spend eternity suffering the pain and feeling the fear he caused x 1000.

The title of your post may win you the *Post Title of the Year* award.

Good title, good post, dead-on right.