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Frrreeeeedom (just a little, anyway)

You may be aware we copped some level of freedom today. Nonessential shops were allowed to open. And pubs, but only if they had outside seating areas.

This resulted in situations where you were allowed to go inside to the toilet and pass by the bar both ways, but on no account could you stop at the bar on the way back and grab a pint of beer. No, that would be unsafe. A member of staff will bring it to you.

This goofy weirdo is responsible for a lot of the rules. Matt Hancock, MP from West Suffolk and Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. I’m convinced he’s a sadist.

This video clip is a perfect litmus test. If you’re a proponent of masks, you will think it’s Matt crying with emotion after the very first vaccine is released. If, on the other hand, you are a cynical weasel, you will think he’s laughing his ass off and struggling to hide it.

Bonus clip: Matt flops into his seat like Woody from Toy Story.

Anyway, it did my heart good to see most of the shops in the high street open again. Let’s see how much more freedom we’re allowed to have.

April 12, 2021 — 8:19 pm
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