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RE: Photoshop.

It certainly is a powerful software package, and it certainly is expensive. I hate Adobe, starting with pdf. ….
….and Java too.. . . but then, Ima crank, so there.

Ha! My main brief for a some years was .pdf’ing all the company’s technical documentation and distributing it on CD. They sent me to Adobe school and everything.

Now, whenever Uncle B has trouble with a .pdf file, he gives me a filthy look, like it’s MY fault.

I’m torn about upgrading Photoshop. The difference between editions isn’t all that impressive, CS3 does me fine. But sooner or later, some technological hoo-ha will be upgraded and I’ll need it. Like the version I had prior to CS3 wouldn’t edit camera RAW files, which I do use occasionally.

Oh, hey — there’s a tiny insect in the viewfinder of my camera, I just discovered today.

All Hail Bossy Chicken

I don’t have any tattoos, but that is now my top choice, should the day come. Thanks for the poultry update, Stoatie. Keep ’em coming.

Just too damn funny.

I’m a crazy chicken, NYAAAAAAAAH.

Have a good week end Stoaty!

I don’t see a tip jar. All the other blogs have tip jars. We could all chip in (even the lurkers like me) and get you the upgrade for Christmas. Coz I love your blog and come here everyday. And coz I think we all need to move on to the healing and moar jug eared pics of ….him…keeps the wound scabbed. I can’t go to the political blogs either. Can’t watch the news. I need the therapy of chickens!!!

And a bucket of popcorn as I watch my country burn. Someone should have told the left…be careful what you wish for.

That makes two of us, Skandia. Dunno which I hate the more, Adobe or Apple.

Prolly Apple because of their legions of brain-damaged fanbois.

But it’s close.

Now, that’s very kind of you, AmericanGypsea. I follow you on twitter, don’t I? Man, am I not going anywhere NEAR Twitter for a while. I couldn’t take it.

I have a real problem with the tip jar concept. Back when I was employed, I used to hit the tip jars of my favorite blogs occasionally. It was a very unsatisfactory consumer experience. It was just wrong, somehow. I’d spent money, but I didn’t feel like I’d bought anything.

Of course, I was pleased to support the work of the bloggers I enjoyed, but as a transaction, it just wasn’t a happy experience.

I’ll have to look into the logistics of a limited-edition print or something. So you get something more than if you gave nothing. If you know what I mean.

Bossy chicken for President!! Now, more than ever!

Hmm, this naming of the chickens reminds me of the Spice Girls. Can they sing? 🙂

They burble.

Burbling chicken prints! I’d buy one but it would need a for realz John HanCOCK. And maybe a stoat saddled up on one of their backs.

*burble – you reminded me of my dearly departed ‘chut chutting’ piggies. They also burbled when happy.*

Hm. I’ve got a weasel riding a runnybabbit.

Yes~you follow me (tickled me that you did!). A Bossy Chicken tee would be great!!!

And Twitter is really not that bad right now. Ace is killing it with his ideas of new taxes. I’m seeing (okay, I’m contributing to) a “Let’s out-Alinsky ’em…collapse OCare & starve the beast of revenue” theme.

Starve the beast was my contribution.

When you’re ready, we’d sure love to have you back.

A “chook” is something entirely different in southern California.

Just sayin’…

Hm. Urban Dictionary doesn’t know that one…

Mexican cook?

Short for “Pachuco”

Oh. Urban dictionary knows that one, but it doesn’t seem like an especially bad word.

I assumed it was a lady part of some kind.

Tip jar, Tip jar. Or something other than t-shirts and coffee mugs.

Need to buy some zoot suits for the chooks?

I don’t blame you on staying away from Twitter and the blogs for now. Just a bunch of infighting, finger-pointing and name-calling. Unproductive and I can do without it.

The news, tho, is hilarious. All of the companies that threatened layoffs are, in fact, laying off. What, did everyone think that was just a smokescreen? Sheesh. As someone said before about the liberals – be careful what you wish for.

As another ex-pat (in the Philippines), it should be an entertaining – although sad – spectacle to watch. From a distance. A very _safe_ distance.

And as soon as I figure out a method of payment over the internet – you wouldn’t believe the weird requirements for a credit card here – I’ll stop by your store to help with the upgrade. I think I needs me a ‘Zombie Reagan’ coffee mug. I wish the image on the mug spun somehow – just like Reagan is doing in his grave.

Hey, I don’t blame you one bit for taking a break from the news. For me it’s back to HGTV and DVDs of Sherlock. Fox’s loss. But I’ve always loved it when you talk about the chickens, anyway. Can’t get enough of them, really, and the fact that they have such distinct, interesting personalities and habits is incredibly charming. The more said about the flock, the better–not that you asked me.

It’s amazing that animals with such tiny brains have such huge and distinctive personalities. Also, voices — I can usually tell which one of them is burbling.

They’re so full of themselves and into everything, we can sit and watch them for hours.

Weasel riding a runnybabbit should be a T-shirt.

Heh. Thankee kindly, Kilroy.

Doing linework for print is a real booger. If you were to print that image out at 300 dpi, it would be the size of a thumbprint.

Believe me, I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain why. Because, naturally, you think…it looks fine on my screen, why wouldn’t it go on a t-shirt?

So, have you figured out where McDonalds gets its Chicken Nuggets from yet?

I would totally wear a shirt with a weasel riding a rabbit.

Oh, and we need video of a scream-propelled chicken fleeing Bossy and Angry chickens.

I’m with you Weez, I’m avoiding all my usual haunts online…’cept you & Ree Drummond, cuz I need me some good eats and funny right now.

I have a cat that is exactly like crazy chicken, she never walks anywhere…zooms, darts & streaks…her only slow speed is a loping skulk that precedes a bolt. Nuts she is.

Shouldn’t that be a weasel riding a chook? Or is that mount a distant relation of the jackalope?

I want a Zombie Churchill coffee mug to go with my Zombie Reagan.

Runnybabbits, chickens, either one.

What would you charge?

This gal does mainly cats, but also does capybaras and piggies. Cute work, but tiny. Also in the U.K.

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Cats-By-Suzanne-Le-Good

Chickens on the coffee cups. Yeah, that’s the ticket. I’d like one of Crazy Chicken, please.

Get yourself one of these!
The are extinct in their native Burma 🙁

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYEpwPWkVPg&feature=related

Yay, chickens!

Sorry. That’s all I got.

I’m glad that we’re not the only ones who can sit and watch the chickens for hours. The yard has been amazingly boring since the chickens have been locked in their coop for the last week. Stupid me wanting a stupid green lawn and overseeding stupid annual rye grass, but not wanting the stupid chickens to eat the stupid seed that is taking FOREVER to sprout. 😛

nice
and you can see photoshop designs free

http://www.psddownloadz.com/psd-files

Yeah, photo-shop files are all very well & good, but what if I want to get wood that lasts for hours?!

Shoot. I was looking for Levitra without a prescription 🙁

Ooooooh, Zombie Churchill!!!!!

Wait, is that `runnybabbit` pic scanned or just a photoshop imitation? Also, is that a snaffle bit?

It is Photoshop. I haven’t done real ink work in a thousand years (except on a banjo head this Summer). Snaffle bit is the one with the joint in the middle, yes? Well, I don’t know…would a rabbit need one o’ them?

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

Winston Chicken

I dunno, the end looked a bit like a snaffle. Having raised rabbits, I’d suggest chain-mail chaps & a hair-trigger shotgun as well if you were trying to ride one like a horsie.

I’d buy a signed chicken print.
But make one for us guys. Pin-up chickens.

I actually have quite a few coffee mugs from some of my favorite blogs. I figure in 20 years, collector items, and I can reminisce around the kitchen table bout the good olde days. (Cept these days suck with the power of a black hole.)(yeah, I’m racist) I even gave to Andrew Sullivan once. Before his brain got dropped into a vat of Ty-D-bol.

I’m a dinosaur; don’t do financial stuff through the internet. When I win the dick, I’ll send something to the return address (or you could give us a PO box).

W. Chicken

Well, you’ve signed up for an Obama second helping of Communism.
Not that you are a capitalist free market – you’re a centric corptocracy …. bent, corrupt, inefficient – and bust.

Bossy Chick says “Stop talking Politics!!

Nice clucks. 😉

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who’s worn out with pollie-ticks. Stoaty, please keep up the good work. I love the Weasel Kid and his favorite steed Bigwig, there.

It’s not the gloating of the opposition — I haven’t sampled any of that — it’s the recrimination and backbiting in the ranks. And all the pundits with their, “see? I told you you should have done…that thing I always say you should do!”

Screw it. I’ll come back to it later.

You and me both, Stoaty. Norway’s looking pretty dang good to me right now. socialist, but I’m being promised grandbabies one o’ these days, so there’s that.

Well, I won’t pretend the political situation in the UK doesn’t make me crazy angry, too.

But, upside! The BBC has caught its tits in the wringer this week, so that’s been fun.

These days, we’ve gotta get our satisfaction wherever we can, Stoats. And I ain’t got an amazing Englishman to take me mind offa things like you do.

Not to mention four chickens.

Tits in the wringer? More like their cocks up little boys arses!

Are your chickens any relation to the Sacred Chickens of Rome?

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Amazing chook expression.