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So he doubles down with a “stinky fish” remark? Oy!

Of course he didn’t mean it that way. If he’d had time to mullet over, he wouldn’t dare.

“Like maybe Mister Hopey von Changerstein has…woman issues.”

I’m sure Michelle will help him resolve them… 😉

“You can dress a douchebag in an Armani suit, but he’s still a douchebag.”

Ms. Jillie von Crabbypants, when asked for comment on Brrrrack Obama’s statements regarding Sarah Palin.

(wait – did you hear that? It sounded like a toilet flushing someone’s presidential hopes down the crapper)

I love this election so much, I want to marry it!

So now Uncle B has to compete with three men and a woman?

I seem to recall an episode of Pee Wee’s Playhouse (I loved that program) where he had a ceremony with a box of cereal or a bicycle or something stupid like that. He was good with the riffing about childhood taunts (in this case, “if you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?”).

Oof! Just got off the phone after more than an hour with a client I’m building a Powerpoint presentation for. The topic is a bunch of boring engineering-ese, with lots of forms and flowcharts, about how to file a certain kind of paperwork.

This girl is very young and bouncy and so painfully not an engineer. She’s all like, “you know what we don’t have enough of? Fabulousness, that’s what! Could we have lots of yellow and bright colors and things moving around on the screen? The other people in the office tell me that’s not the way to go, but I say people are visual creatures and all of our stuff is way too boring!”

I don’t think fabulousness is in my repertoire, which is good because fabulousness is to engineer as cross is to vampire.

Just joshing with you, Ms. Weasel.

Speaking of Uncle B, where’s the audio clip of him reading off a grocery list?

Just as well I explain this stuff, Musli. Not doing so occasionally causes…complications. Heh. I’d forgotten about the grocery list.

Updated the main post. If Obama used that expression more than once and got a crowd reaction both times, we aren’t talking stupid slip of the tongue now. He meant it — stinky fish and all.

Makes me think of this:

He’s a passive-aggressive little shitbird, isn’t he?

Dr. Freud, your slip is showing.

🙂

Oi, Stoatie!! As a Professional Dilbert, I RESEMBLE that remark!!! 🙂

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence. Three times is passive-aggressive shitbirdism.

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Ya know, he has also been going around calling Sarah Palin the “Moose Shooter” and “Moose Killer”. Maybe we should start sending his campaign offices moose antler hats whenever he is in town….. 🙂

At about 3:30am this morning I stuck some lipstick on a pit bull for grins. Really quick dirty messy but it gets the point across. Wait till Palin actually gets pissed off.

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O Great Ghu — we’ve got an outbreak of bouncy non-engineers here too! They keep trying to quote improve our morale unquote with stupid reindeer games. Right now, I swear on my 69th Edition of the CRC Manual of Physical Constants, they have set up a frikkin mini-golf course all through the Engineering floor, and the cube next to mine is Hole 5. I successfully dodged the Mandatory Signup but I *still* get bothered by everybody else who is being a team player and doing the course. Gaaaaaah. I even put up police tape but they don’t take the hint.

BCR, try getting your hands on some putrescene.

Pure essence of rotting animal. MMMM-mmmm! That’ll get the mind off golf in the cube farm. It’s a hint of the lead-pipe kind.

(that is a joke, not a suggestion of illicit activities, whoever might be monitoring this)

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A little fabulousness never hurt anybody, not even an engineer.

Fabulousness makes my teeth hurt.

My favorite color is gray.

And not one of those bright grays, either.

Sorry, missed the fabulousness thing earlier. This brings us back to a discussion we had a long time ago about adding more flair to engineering. Such as the victorian Jules Verne touch – arches and the like. How about some non-bright grey arches? More in the “flair” direction?

Gnus, you couldn’t be more wrong. If I have to put up with even a little fabulousness I will definitely hurt people, and furniture, and major pieces of state infra-structure and …

Weasel said:

And not one of those bright grays, either.

Great line. When can we expect some lipstick/pig/O’bama graphics?

This election just keeps on giving. I’m keeping my eye on Slow Joe though, he’ll definitely give us some fabulousness.

“Hey Chuck stand up…oh what the heck am I saying.”

I’ll bet you there are some folks somewhere who are thinking, “Oh God why didn’t we pick Hillary?”

Fabulousness…oh Stoaty, you should try it. It’s so fun being a girl!

Lipstick on a pig

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/2/2a/Piggylife.jpg

I’m afraid “matronly” is about as much as I can manage, Dawn. I went directly from “coltish” to “dowdy”. I look like I should have the keys to someplace very unpleasant hanging from my apron strings.

I blame hammertoe. I can’t wear heels for more than a few minutes.

Allen, that was beautiful. At least…being at work, I haven’t seen the clip yet, but the description is priceless. For them what missed it, Slow Joe invited a man in a wheel chair to stand up and testify.

“Like maybe Mister Hopey von Changerstein has…woman issues.”

I’m sure Michelle will help him resolve them..

I’m sure Michelle is the reason why he has issues.
*wondering if the claims of the crackhead having a homo encounter with him a few years back is true. I bet him being on crack is.*

Lipstick on a pig. I’m more of the practical sort.
I prefer boots on a pig…

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Nicked from the ABC photostream. Said the little pig refused to walk through the mud without her boots. She lives on a farm in the UK.

When I hear the word ‘fabulousness’, I think ‘flaming ghey’.

You know, if the Dems get any dirtier in their attacks on Palin, the election night coverage is going to have to be anchored by Mike Rowe……

I read that the little piggie boots were actually pencil cups the lady farmer and her husband kept on their desks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025428/Pig-Boots-The-worlds-porker-afraid-mud.html

Sweas, I can’t quite imagine what that guy in the wheelchair was thinking. I don’t know who is advising Obama, but they appear to have skipped class a lot from Electioneering 101.

Poor old Joe isn’t even in the match, it’s Obama vs. Palin and Joe is just kind of wandering around. It would be sad if it wasn’t so damn funny.

Awww…lumme some pigs. The husband says when we retire on our acreage, I can get me one. A little pink one that will grow into a honking big one.

My mother had a little white piglet that she painted with food coloring to look like a piggy bank and led around the mall on a leash.

I don’t remember what happened to it when it grew up.

I fear the worst.

I want your mom to be my mom!
I bet you miss her.

Dawn, she was 50% delightful and 50% scaredtheshitoutofme. But I do miss her.

Yay, you fixed it!

Get over this you stupid idiots. This is a fucking joke. Grow up and let’s talk about issues. This is all the conservatives have to attack Obama with…that’s great.

I like turtles!

Casey,
I have read this entire thread laughing.
I missed your /s <tag.
If hope you hope is only hope if you change hope to um, um ,um, um, um, change , community agitator , um, um, Sal said, um ,um, um, um, change, hope change works this time.

Oh, thanks for pointing that out, highpockets.I didn’t even see Casey up there.

Casey! Dude! Please stay! We don’t get nearly enough trollage here, and that makes me sad. I lumme some troll.

I’ll make you the official sweasel.com troll if you like. You guys like…titles and seals and stuff, right?