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You need a job!!!! (Just kidding)

No can do. Totally against the law. Gordon Browne says I can’t work for…oh, weeks and weeks.

Can’t even do volunteer work.

Sorry.

Brrrinnggg, brrrinnggg!

Hey, did you have the trusty Raleigh, and did you happen to run anyone over?

Please tell us you aren’t going to start cycling around the countryside solving murders. “Inspector, Miss Weasel is here with some information.”

Hey! That’s a great idea! You could travel the countryside on your bike and solve murders! Gotta be mega-money in that. Of course, if you’re shooting for Murican viewership, you’ll need a [smarter-than-you|older-and-wiser-than-you|hipper-than-you|funnier-than-you|blacker-than-you] sidekick, though. That might be a deal-breaker.

JW, minus the smarter, wiser, hipper, and blacker part, Joe Biden would be the perfect sidekick for Weasel. Just think, every so often she could yank a hair plug out when he did something goofy. Comedy gold.

You should charge for this stuff, Allen.

Do ya have one of those jingly bells on the bike? That would just scream quaint to me. 🙂

Jingly bells, a basket, and tassles/streamers!!

Needs a playing card in the spokes and one of those old headlights that drove off the tire, and got brighter the faster you went. Very Quaint.

Sweasel, did you get the “extreme sheperding” link I emailed? or did the spam filter eat it?

oh please! you love being quainted. admit it! I know I would!

Spring = lambie races!
I love to watch ’em zip around like a demented school of sardines while their poor mothers stand and baa after them — baaad babies.

Gromulin,
Did you see the interview with those shepherds?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7961889.stm

“Just good dogs and very sensible sheep.” Riiiiiight!

I can confirm the ugly rumours about both the bell and the basket.

In fact the bell (or some other ‘get the bloody hell out of my way, damn yer eyes!’ device) is a legal requirement here so I have insisted that her Stoatliness has one.

Wouldn’t want her visa application to fail ‘for grievously failing to display a bicycle bell’ would we?

Mind you, it would have made for an interesting blog post.

The irony is Mr. Badger is correct…

A government bureaucrat is probably spying on them as we speak just looking for a petty excuse to deny the visa.

As for solving the quaintness overdose, I’m not sure. Most villages and towns are quaint in the England(from my experience of going over there and visiting relatives), but I’d argue that they’re not much more quaint than most rural towns here in the states(except you have a higher chance of getting a good cup of coffee or tea in England; Americans don’t know how to brew either).

I didn’t realise having a bell was a legal requirement. Is that a national thing or is it some retarded local council initiative? Man, I’m still geting used to not being allowed to sit facing backwards on the handlebars and peddling backwards and wearing a bowler hat, a waistcoat and bearing a striking resemblance to Paul Newman whilst a Burt Bacharach song plays in my head, before crashing into a field and pulling a funny face at a bull. Whatever will they think of next? Swine.

I have a Crunchie bar here and I just realized that there is Arabic on the package(along with English)…do all candy bars in England have Arabic on them now?

http://www.pitt.edu/~schach/dgresh/lambs/lamb.wav 😉

I have a Crunchie bar here and I just realized that there is Arabic on the package(along with English)…do all candy bars in England have Arabic on them now?

All I’ve got for reference is a Double Decker. All it’s got on it is English. Crunchie and Double Decker are both made by Cadbury’s, so maybe there are domestic and export versions. However, I do recall seeing Arabic and possibly Urdu on chocolate bars and sweets before. Can’t remember which ones though.

It could be Urdu(I simply can’t tell the difference).

But yeah, they might have different versions for export…it’s just the first time I’ve ever noticed this.

Please tell us you aren’t going to start cycling around the countryside solving murders. “Inspector, Miss Weasel is here with some information.”

DO EET! 😀

It’s a pet bugbear of mine, Roman Wolf. Since the UK was sold to the Germans and French by the traitor Edward Heath, manufacturers have centralised production and universalised packaging design so that the back of a bottle of washing up liquid, for example, now has the essential details in 16 different languages – so abbreviated and in such small type that they are of no use to anyone.

Mind you, fearing our sub-standard plastic food bags (I kid you not) The Weasel brought a small arsenal of US ones over with her and staring at them I feel I might as well be in Barcelona.

Looks like you’re not immune, either – but at least you only have to cope with two languages. Well, unless you sell in to Canada. In which case, merdre!

the back of a bottle of washing up liquid, for example, now has the essential details in 16 different languages – so abbreviated and in such small type that they are of no use to anyone.

Are they kind enough to provide a free magnifying glass with this or are you supposed to shell out for one on your own?

I envy you. There is nothing more beautiful than a British spring.

OMG ! She’s going Charles Johnson on us !

Hahaha…not hardly, Mike. I squeezed out barely two miles on the damn thing and I had to walk it the last 300 yards home. Boy, am I out of shape.

I used a bike as my main transportation well into my twenties, too.

“Hahaha…not hardly, Mike. I squeezed out barely two miles on the damn thing and I had to walk it the last 300 yards home. Boy, am I out of shape.”

That’s why God gave us internal combustion engines. Surely there’s an old Norton, BSA or Enfield somewhere about for sale. Maybe even a Vincent or Ariel if you’re lucky.

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