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My brother wrote better poetry when he was 14. I’m not at home right now, so I can’t rummage through the basement and find an example to post for y’all, but trust me, it was better than that ape sh!t.

Every hair on my badgery body (and there are many) bristles when I see America’s latest mischief-maker on the screen.

I cannot explain why, but there is something desperately wrong about the man and I am sure that when he is out of office, some distinctly unpleasant truths will be revealed about him.

Truths beyond the rank stupidity and stunning arrogance that are obvious to all.

Our equivalent is, by comparison, merely an uncouth, shambling, autistic, inadequate golem with the personalty of a potato.

Your guy, with respect, gives me the willies.

OT: In this article over at the Daily Mail, see the little black number Michelle is wearing in the first picture? THAT is how she needs to dress. It has detail at the waist that draws the eye away from the hips, and the mini-jacket also balances the hips, keeping her from looking like a pear. It’s a very nice, elegant outfit that suits her figure and her position.

Doesn’t do anything about the bitch-face, though.

I keep saying it: it’s the eyebrow pluck.

That would help, as would filing down her canines a bit, but still won’t solve the bitch-face.

I cannot explain why, but there is something desperately wrong about the man and I am sure that when he is out of office, some distinctly unpleasant truths will be revealed about him.

Some distinctly unpleasant truths are known about him, but the media ignores it. Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are. He is ACORN, he is his reverend, he is Bill Ayers, he is perv Frank Davis, he is anglo-west hating narcissistic, immature authoritarian, Chicago-thug, with smaller balls than his nasty Klingon bride.

Your guy, with respect, gives me the willies.

Yes, yes, and yes. I can not stand to hear his voice. And what sucks is, his mug is doing commercials too. 1984. He’s everywhere, you can’t get away.

Heh. I read an excerpt or two from Cashill’s book. Says their marriage was on the rocks. The bride nearly walked. Barry complained she was always angry.

Yeah, I believe that part.

Bitch-face was born that way.

a conspicuously weird thing to do for a toast.

Kinda like flipping off the beast in the primary and McCain in the election? Kinda like posing for a picture with Netanyahu, with his feet on the desk, heels showing? Kinda like his gift to Brown or tossing the Poles under the bus on the anniversary of the Soviet invasion?

Y’all are mistaken on this stuff. He doesn’t have a clue about any of it. Take a sip or not take a sip, he’s doing the “present” thing. One shouldn’t take an action that one can’t disavow later. The Obama Way.

Look at it this way he’s the only one who can give Jimmy a certain amount of redemption. 🙂

Making Carter look strong.,

I think there are more damning idiosyncrasies about the man, like the selling the Poles and the Czechs down the river on theatre missile defence, or the fawning in front of the ghastly freakshow of despots and madmen that is the UN ‘Human Rights’ Council, or his mortgaging of America’s future to a healthcare system that has never risen once, not even one time, to the level of functionality anywhere it has been tried — but any port in a storm, I guess. As I said in an earlier comment, I support any and all means short of outright illegality to bring this administration down. If making Middle America think he’s a prissy, uptight martinet works, then let’s do that. Ersatz Mohammedan? OK. Granny-strangling eugenicist? Works for me.

As for that ‘poem’: it’s the sort of alcoholic doggerel you write in that weird twilit state between a nice buzz and furniture-wrecking mania. If you’re lucky you find it scrawled on a notepad the next morning while the hangover is still threatening to make one of your eyeballs burst, and then you tear it, shuddering, into pieces and burn them in the kitchen sink and flush the ashes away and slink away with the guilty sense of relief that a serial killer feels when he dumps a body undetected. Unless you’re a vile, preening egotist…

Ohhhhhh. I used to leave myself notes, David. Yes indeedy. If I was lucky they made no damn sense at all…

Dead Pool round 3 – Susan Atkins.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1216007/Susan-Atkins-Manson-family-killer-dies-brain-cancer.html

re: the pucker, perhaps Obama doesn’t like wine. I don’t particularly care for it myself. I’m sure if I put some effort in I could learn to appreciate it more, but I’d rather have a beer, whiskey, or martini.

More likely he’s paranoid – could be poison!

(it’s not paranoia if they ARE out to get you)

“I cannot explain why, but there is something desperately wrong about the man…”

Surprised the English media hasn’t made more of him suddenly having bilateral talks with our Prime Mentalist after all, like a sulky two year old dragged into a room to play with the unpopular, stinky kid in the school by his mother, and left there, pouting, to reconsider his earlier cries of ‘No! I won’t! He smells and I hate him!’.

Probably best to not drink much in public as the president, I would do the same kind of thing if I was him.

And I don’t like wine either heh.

If he gets rat-arsed from just one sip of wine, I’m even more sure I would want the wretch as my head of state.

This is just one tiny glimpse of the vast dishonesty that surrounds BO. He is like an onion with layers and layers of lies that require peeling back until, at the center, one finds nothing at all.

Its not one sip though, its wine through the whole dinner and ceremony and talks. Just best to avoid drinking all around – although there are less deceptive ways to do it.

I am not surprised he didn’t actually drink, but he should make it look like he did.

Why not drink? Big dinner, multiple toasts, must keep head clear. Nothing more than a junior associate should know. Don’t want to get all happy and say what you really think (double foreign policy on the rocks).

Maybe if BO is seen drinking, the King of Saudi Arabia will smack his head next time he bows to him.

Speaking of indefinably wierd, I stumbled upon this last night:

http://www.hotsvideos.com/video/2366/Barack-Obama-Makes-Same-Face-in-Every-Picture

I realize that he’s clearly taking hundreds of pictures in one night, but still. No variation at all? I don’t have anything snarky to say about it, but dude. That’s just odd.

I’m betting he drinks nothing but well-cellared First Growths, and at the prices they’ve fetched since China began buying, he’s in no mood to share. He’s sworn that the filthy plonk the hoi polloi swill will NOT pass his lips.