Feels icky
Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla is finally out, and it looks gorgeous. My kind of game.
Only…I dunno. You play as a Viking invading England, and the English are the baddies? That feels all kinds of wrong.
I know what you’re thinking: it’s a game. Go nuts. Have fun. But I never could cut loose and be a merry psychopath. I was always an in-game goody two-shoes.
I mean, not counting the whole ‘slay hundreds of people’ thing.
I didn’t find out until the third game that you could have sex with crew members in Mass Effect. I was horrified. What would that do to ship’s discipline, for heck’s sake?
Anyway, glad I missed it. Video game sex is cringe.
November 11, 2020 — 8:09 pm
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