Oooooh
I have so many questions about chicken orb.
Like, how do you get a chicken into one? Could my little bantams make one go, or would they become static lawn ornaments?
If I put one of my belligerent cockerels in a chicken orb, could he rejoin the flock, or would the two boys peck each other to death through the Holes? (Why did I capitalize Holes?)
If I put both my belligerent cockerels in chicken orbs, would they roll around the garden smacking into each other like billiard balls?
Would that be cruel or awesome?
At £37 a pop, the world will never know.
July 19, 2023 — 6:29 pm
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