I’m’a have milk and cookies
A gift from Uncle B. He dared me to take it into work. Nuh-uh. I am so stealth it ain’t funny.
You know, I’m actually kind of worried. Kamala Harris was easily the worst presidential candidate of my lifetime. She was parachuted in three months before election day without winning a single vote. I’ve never known anyone – forget politicians, anyone – with less ability to sit in front of an interviewer and bullshit. You could snag the first person you found on the street and ask them about their hypothetical economic policy and they could probably fart and tapdance for five minutes, credibly.
And oh god that brain melting laugh.
Then there’s Trump. I know a lot of people hate him, but we’ll probably never run a slicker candidate. He’s been performing in front of cameras for decades. He’s got plenty of his own money, so he doesn’t have to crawl to the Chamber of Commerce. He pulled off dozens of gigantic rock-star sized rallies.
Just look at that PR picture up there. It’s so perfect, no wonder loony lefties think he orchestrated the whole thing somehow.
Then there’s the gigantic fuckup at the border that finally got the Hispanics voting Republican.
We will never see an election choice quite this stark again.
And we only won it 47% to 51%.
Don’t think too much about it. Have a good weekend instead.
November 8, 2024 — 6:03 pm
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