Just hanging out with my chicken, smoking a cigar
Last time I bought a cigar was about five years ago. It cost the same and I swear it was twice as big.
I walked into work this morning. I do that sometimes when the weather is okay, and when I do, I stop at a little coffee shop for a sit-down espresso. The woman behind the counter said, “you’re American. How do you feel about the election?”
I said, “please don’t worry. Everything will be fine. He’s not the monster they make him out to be.”
And she said, “oh, I know. I listened to JD Vance on Rogan the other day and he sounds like a good man.”
That was unexpected!
Have you enjoyed X as much as I have today? Life doesn’t hand us nearly enough gloating opportunities.
p.s. Why yes, that’s a rake handle propping up the end of the chicken house. You can take the girl out of Tennessee…
November 7, 2024 — 5:47 pm
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