AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Her name is Jessica Starr. After her famous scream at the 2017 inauguration, she seems to have dropped off the planet. I’m not the only one to go looking for her, either. The trail is confused by the sad story of a meteorologist of the same name who hanged herself when her lasik surgery went bad.
Oh, man, I am so relieved. I thought for sure we’d be dealing with weeks of court fights and ‘found’ ballots. I told everybody it would be a while before we knew for sure. This is almost a letdown.
I’ll take it! I’ll take it!
November 6, 2024 — 4:31 pm
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