They’re stealing the cheese!
Luxury cheese heists are apparently a thing now.
Where’s it going? Russia. Because of sanctions, Russians can’t get decent cheese from abroad and they prefer it over domestic cheese. Or Belarus, which has legal trade with Russia.
Cheese is enormously expensive, and the black market food trade (other kinds of luxury food gets lifted) has much lesser penalties than the drug trade, if your ass gets caught.
There are people with more money than sense out there. Behold, the £6,000 Christmas food hamper!
I ain’t going to lie – I’m still over here bingeing liberal tears videos all day.
p.s. both “binging” and “bingeing” are correct, but binging looks stupid.
p.p.s. image is what happens when you give AI “stolen cheese” as a prompt. Over and over, artguru.ai just gave me pictures of cheese with ‘tarded machine language versions of “stolen cheese” on the label. Cheese itself isn’t bad, but the wedges are all weird.
November 11, 2024 — 6:56 pm
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