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One bovine visual illiterate reporting for duty, Mz Weasel!

Does it count if we’re visually dyslexic bovines?

At the end of your driveway, eh? Can you move it and would anyone notice?

I love how the British ruling classes are carefully removing everything that makes people love British culture from British culture. No one wants them to do this — the British don’t, the immigrants don’t (remember the hot cross buns incident? that no Muslims in the area were actually bothered by? Fortunately they had a Concerned Person to be bothered for them!), visitors and tourists certainly don’t — Americans at least go to England for a taste of all that stuff they spent all those years watching Masterpiece Theater for. But somehow the people in charge of Blighty seem hellbent on making that island into something that resembles a cross between a Soviet-era Ukrainian post office and a Burbank Ramada Inn circa 1988. I don’t get it.

I’m sure that if you print out this blog post and present it to the vicar, he would understand. Yeah, that’s right, he’ll understand. Let’s keep telling ourselves that. Let’s stick with that. Vicars are really people too, right?

One thing about it: you knows you’ll be in a helluva skid if ya hits a slick place.

Andrea Harris has it exactly right, I’m afraid. Heaven only knows what their problem is – some sort of auto-immune, self-hating disease among Leftists is my best guess.

At least you aren’t getting married in Germany. My boyfriend at the time and I were both stationed in Germany so we went to a German Justice of the peace (also a woman.) She told us that she would do the ceremony but that we had to pay 50 marks for a translator. So we are standing at the altar on the day, and first she would say the marriage stuff in German and then say it in English! She was the translator! It was weird because when she talked in English I would get all emotional and teary but I would dry up during the German parts.

*twitch*

That sign is definitely teh suck.

HI Stoat, just wanted to drop in and say hello, its been awhile and a reminder, I still hate you because your blog is better than mine…….<——- ACTING! (Lovitz)

I had the most delish brownie today; whatever bakery baked it sprinkled coarsely chopped walnuts on top of the batter, so they kinda set into the crust as it baked. They flipped it so the top became the bottom, and then frosted it with creamy milk chocolate buttercream, topped with finely ground walnuts.

It was teh awesome.

I suspect that the reason the British cave in to people like Ms Calvert without a second thought is because if they actually did give it a thought, they’d be compelled to kill her and go to jail for murder, so it’s best not to think about it.

So you can understand, when the vicar came at me waving a page of Miz Calvert’s best work and asking me to choose which three best typified my future life, I was like…

Gabe sez: “Whut, whut?” And then I kept scrolling and everything became clear.

Stoat, you have got a talent for more than graphic designage. I can’t read this place from work anymore because my co-workers want to know why I’m laughing and crying.

You know, the abomination sign could happen if the car brought it’s tootsies together. Yeah…it’s teh ghey.

Is it just me or does the swervy thing look like a curvy swastika?

Oh dear. Eva in birkenstocks…

“…I didn’t want it to have a social class feel.”

I think it’d take a much, much better illustrator than her to suggest that, hampered as she was by the tiny space, 2 dimensions and two shades allowed for the project.

I wonder what she’d have thought of the new ‘Home Zone’ sign, with its absent mother (barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?) and its ‘children crossing’ graphic cunningly flipped?

Sorry Stoaty, but you’re wrong when it comes your analysis of the skidmarks on the sign. That is actually what happens to the treadmarks of the two back wheels when a car swerves and then spins 180 degrees. One side or the other serves as a sliding swivel point while the other does the wild direction change. And that’s exactly what you see in that sign’s end result. The profile of the car in the sign you see after the swerve marks is NOT the back of the car but the front!

O/T (and I bet this earns me another trip to the spam filter!), but….

weather predicting stoats!

Never did get what was so wrong with being barefoot and pregnant. New life is a good thing and bare feet on top of it is more comfortable and helps you stick to the floor.

I love how the British ruling classes are carefully removing everything that makes people love British culture from British culture.

Indeed. I was watching Top Gear a while back, and James May was extolling the fact that the new Jaguar doesn’t look like a Jaguar, and that this would irritate Americans because it didn’t hold to the American idea of what a British car should look like.

Okay, I can get the desire to tweak us, but why give up the one thing that made those cars cool? Why take all the British-ness out of them? If I want an expensive, non-descript, well performing car, I can buy a BMW or a Mercedes. Why suck all the cool out of it, just because it might be perceived as… British?

That’s not a slick road sign, it’s a sign for a tire rotation shop. Weaz, do you and Uncle B get much business from it?

Hey thanks! Now that Ted Kennedy is seriously ill, I needed someone new to hate with a passion.

Is it just me or does Maggie look like she needs a good shave?

Don’t know what you’re talking about. Those tire tracks look fine to me.

She’s not a kiwi you dick. And what Enas Yorl said.

Hey cunt weasel, she’s south african, get that wrong again and I’ll personally fly over to great butfuckain and skull fuck you. what a tool.

Well, I’ll be. I just looked it up. You’re right, she is South African.

Cunt weasel it is…!

I think he’s flirting with you, stoaty.

My favorite commenter in ages. Uncle B has been calling me “cuntweasel” all day.

Oh, I say — of the Berkshire Cuntweasels? Why, surely you must know my old friend Bunny Cuntweasel.

wtf u nut job

^^^That is a real comment. Not, apparently, a bot of any kind. Isn’t it adorable?

lol ur weird