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Wait…we voted for whut??


The squishy middle elected Obama, because the squishy middle elects all our presidents (us partisans on the outer banks, we just decide how big or small the margin is).

The squishy middle is watching that nice young man they voted for morph into a crabby old party pooper.

Oh, this is fun…


Comment from Spad13
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:40 pm

Don’t blame me I voted for the chihuahua(sp?).

Comment from Uncle Pinky
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:16 pm

Jeez. It’s been so long since I watched Ren and Stimpy that it took me a second or two.

Well played.

Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:56 pm

I’m up for a party, it’s the poop that I don’t care for.

Comment from Red State Witch
Time: September 16, 2009, 10:45 pm

As your old friend Stinky Wizzleteats said: “If’n you ain’t the grandaddy of all liars!”

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 17, 2009, 12:37 am

This is fun?

Not that much fun. Looks like he’s going to kill European Theatre missile defence because he’s afraid Putin will give him a wedgie or something. I can tell from context you’re home counties, which basically means you’re in the happy triplet of third degree burns/structure demolishing overpressure/prompt radiation poisoning from the Soviet nukes that we spent 50 years, trillions of dollars and thousands of lives to forestall. And now this feckless moron is going to sell the pass to the same gang of barbarians that held the Sword of Damocles over our heads for a half century.

It makes me nostalgic for Jimmy Carter (who hasn’t exactly been covering himself in glory in his distressingly protracted senescence). The shared point is that the pusillanimity is needless: Carter could have had the US chew the Iranians up and spit them out like a toy and the Sovs would have been powerless (they had a prior engagement in Afghanistan). Today, Russia is basically Belgium with nukes. They can be broken over our knee and sent home without any breakfast. They’re trash, a historical side-note. They need, as much for their psychic health as for world security, to be treated as such.

We are in big trouble.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: September 17, 2009, 3:34 am


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: September 17, 2009, 4:56 am

I am one member of an elite corps…the college students who didn’t vote for the One(McCain/Palin here). The Repubs were decimated in my state but at least I can hold my head up high and say I didn’t vote for him. He reminded me too much of the Labour Party types(basically, he’s a less oratorically skilled form of Tony Blair).

Comment from Tesla
Time: September 17, 2009, 10:00 am

Just saw the neato graphic at AOSHQ. You are having WAY too much fun with obama’s boobery. Do I detect a bit of wicked witch of the west influence in that melting logo? Keep up the good work.
PS Bumper stickers can be purchase where..?

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: September 17, 2009, 10:11 am

Nice graphic, Weaz!

So who had Henry Gibson in the Dead Pool?

Comment from steve
Time: September 17, 2009, 11:11 am

“So who had Henry Gibson in the Dead Pool?”

Now, this is entirely speculative….but could somebody have picked “Peter, Paul and Mary” in the deathpool….and then when any one of ’em popped their last balloon, be declared the winner?

Comment from Mike Myers
Time: September 17, 2009, 11:42 am

Rather than having The Won go all pouty face on us, I’d rather he crawl back into his man cave, light up some primo ganja, get happy and shut up. Then I’d have a smile on my face!

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 17, 2009, 5:04 pm

To tell the truth, I see Obama’s flipflop on the missile shield as less of a betrayal of Europe (although Poland and the Chech republics may disagree) and more of a handout to EADS, which has been developing (and lobbying for) a European designed and built missile shield ever since Bush announced that a missile shield would be developed. The French have been jonesing to replace the “American solution” with one of their own based on the European PAM missile for years……

I DO believe that Poland and the Chechs should get first dibs on the THAAD system as a replacement for what they were promised….

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