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Excuse me; I’m kind of off my game tonight. I had intended to post about that unfunny asshole Matt Labash (nice, safe link to Prof. Jacobson). But I worried trying to pick an internet fight might look like a bit of cheap, grubby attention whoring. Like what Matt Labash did.

A) Labash writes like someone who is angry that palin won’t sleep with him,

and

B) I think that Obama realizes that a mangy poodle could probably beat him in 2012, and isn’t even trying anymore….

I only know Labash from his column at the Daily Caller, which I casually read a few times and found unfunny. I didn’t realize he was from the Megan McCain wing of the Republican party — dim, unreadable and convinced they’re way too cool for the Grand Old Party.

Megan McCain has three things going for her.

1) Mom’s Money
2) Dad’s reputation
and
3) Her boobs

If not for those assets, noone would have ever heard of the little twit….

To expand on my theme, contentious Sarah Palin threads have become the crack cocaine of the blogosphere: cheap, easy, guaranteed traffic drivers. It pisses me off and I wanted to post about it, but could figure a way to do it without looking like I wanted my piece of that cheap action.

Feh.

Scubafreak:
Glad you didn’t accidentally misspell “twit”. Although the other spelling would arguably be more accurate.
SWeas:
Actually, it’s far more likely that the Head Nagger What’s in Charge realizes that there is enough corruption and fraud in the US political process that he’s not going to have ANY worries about re-election.

See, Mark Matis, I actually thought scubafreak misspelled “twat.”

armybrat – I thought about it, but I was trying to be nice…

Ahhhh, the beauty of affirmative action.

Scubafreak, you’re among friends! Really if you can’t be vile here….well, go to http://www.grouchyconservativepundits.com.

/sorry for the spam stoaty……but in defense, her stoatiness is one of us grouches!

ArmyBrat. Dude.

Just remember the old saying… “If you can’t say something nice about someone, you must work for MSNBC..” 😉

Scubafreak- if you can’t say anything nice about someone, we’ll enjoy your snark at GCP. Snark is what we live for…..that and good links to perpetuate the snark. Join us on the right side…..it’s practically painless.

Megan McCain has three things going for her.

1) Mom’s Money
2) Dad’s reputation
and
3) Her boobs

Don’t you mean FOUR things? Or six, if you view her Mom and Dad as boobs for supporting that brainless twit.

Made me think of Weasel:
http://www.jaif.or.jp/english/image/top02.jpg

(Rip it back to the base URL for updates on the Fukushima situation.)

Geez, Weasel, I do think you might have a good idea there. Atomic hand grenades never caught on, but high-yield golf balls might be just the thing.

Let’s see.

1) A mob invades a state capitol building.

2) Rebels struggle to overthrow a viciously anti-American dictator in a significant oil-exporting country.

3) Congress (well, the Republican part of Congress) desperately tries to cut enough from the budget to close the gigantic Federal deficit before it eats the entire economy.

4) A devastating natural disaster strikes Japan.

5) Obama plays golf, picks NCAA basketball games, writes a bland op-ed about gun control, praises the memory of Eleanor Roosevelt, holds radio interviews on education policy, and gets ready for a trip to Brazil.

OK, he did something for Japan. Or at least he told the armed forces to do something for Japan. (It’s not just the Navy: via Sgt. Mom at The Daily Brief: “About one hour ago … I … [watched] the USAF Misawa trucks and buses convoy out the main gate on their way to the local coastal areas to provide relief assistance. A half dozen buses filled with local military and USA teams that landed here. Also a dozen 60 foot flatbeds loaded with supplies and equipment.”)

Army Brat: I signed up for grouchyconservativepundits a while back and got the robo answer that I would be contacted later. Never did get a Hey come on in! How do you get to sit with all the kwel kids anyway? Show my NRA card? I miss Ed’s weather reports. I just quit going to see the trainwreck that was… IronFist, Mic and I still talk… That’s about all

Sorry All (and ‘specially our hostess… old times)

Mcgyver. out

I gotta say, in addition to be a horrific surrender of the power of the executive to set an agenda, I am stunned that Obama and his cronies are so blind to what are just terrible political optics.

Fellating members of the press corps can claim it is an “above the fray” strategy, but most folks can see that he’s not even phoning it in anymore.

Take Libya for example. We had bad choices there. Bland platitudes might have been a good approach. But he couldn’t even do that. Instead, he says “Quaddafi must go!” all while the DNI is telling him that “Crazy Q! ain’t goin’ nowhere” and THEN, having made his proclamation, Obama does nothing to fulfill it. It is the worst possible world- a bad outcome, AND a diminishing of our already fading prestige.

I don’t know weasel, you sort of seem off your game, even when you think you’re on your game. You’re a crappy speller. You’re hackneyed. You swear all the time because of your limited vocabulary and inability to form coherent sentences. And your observations are tired and deathly unfunny, even when I agree with them. “Obama plays too much golf.” Aaarf. Aaarf. No matter how ANGRY you are, bad writing is bad writing. Maybe you oughta try harder.

SmellingSalts – Thank you for that WONDERFULL observation from the sequential hermaphrodite community. I actually almost snickered under my breath when I realized that you took a wrong turn at albuquerque and wandered into our neighborhood when you were shootin for Berkley, but then again, Medicinal Herbage will do that to you…..

What? What fiddle? I don’t have a fiddle!

The water under the bridge must’ve gotten a tad too high for ss’s comfort, scoob.

Mcgyver- try again. They do a lot of blocking of spambots and you might have looked like one.

Smelling Salts is my new favorite commenter.

Yeah, Stoatie—SS’s phrase “even when I agree with them” made me LOL.
Good times.

w00t! We’re going into London today. It’s an asshole of a journey, but…wait, it’s an asshole of a city, too.

Damn. We’re going into London today.

Stoaty–well, smellingsalts actually made me go back and RE-read the last 7 posts (I was shooting for a week, and forgot you don’t do weekends. . .) because I thought “gee, could I be so besotted that I missed a lot of misspellings and poorly constructed sentences?” And, well–a handful of misspellings which were clearly used deliberately for rhetoric effect–much in the style of “oughta” rather than “ought to”. One “an” which should have been “a.” And a redundant “the.” All sentences were coherent. And–someone who cannot think of a better word to describe bad spelling than “crappy” needs to rethink criticizing others for their swearing. So, smellingsalts, from the unacknowledged Liberal minion, least likely of all here to agree with Stoaty’s opinions, therefore perhaps most likely to be critical of how she presents them–what bad writing?

Sorry, Stoaty–I know you can defend yourself in many creative ways. But in a world awash in bad writing, I am afraid I bristle when that accusation is levelled at a competent writer.

With this sitting Prezedunt, I am glad that in times of crisis he be pickinz his bakkabal brackets, he be golfinz and sheeit. He will shimmy in Rio, tour ethanol plant, etc.

These activities are by far preferred to what he might say or do on the matters where the real US President would find action-worthy.

Increasingly, I find it hard not to have a soft spot for a man-child who inflicted such a tremendous lasting damage to the Democrats. The nation has quenched the irrational thirst for the first pigmented POTUS; and I trust that the experience will be remembered well and not as a pleasant one.

SWeasel, do they still accept denari at Londoneum? It was in its heyday a somewhat important fort for the Legion. Then as Romans chose to withdraw things went downhill.

SSAF, S.P.Q.R, out!

We don’t realize that when Obama busies himself with golf and March Madness and vacations in Brazil, he’s doing the country a big favor. Remember what happened to the frogs in King Log v. King Stork.

confidential to smellingsalts: Winning!

I thought golf was a sport for rich Republicans. Notice how the media never report Obama’s score, handicap, kind of golf clubs, brand of balls—all of which were constant press fodder when the Bushes went out to play. Has his “swing” been analyzed?

Deborah, that just means he’s bad at it.

If he could get around at par, they’d be talking about how he’s the newer, bigger, better, and more Presidential Tiger Woods. They haven’t quite gotten to Kim-style “Dear Leader Saves the World” whoppers (give ’em time).

Since there’s no reporting at all about his game, I conclude that Obama has a slice like a badly-built skyrocket and considers a three-putt a triumph, and that his most common experience on the course is the same as it is at the Presidential Podium: a bad lie.

Regards,
Ric

@Ric Locke—You have nailed it, of course.
And I have a new name for Obama: Too Dear Leader.

“I do expect the Leader of the Free World™ to act like he gives a shit about anything going on in the big wide.”

Oooh, quoteworthy, that.

I was crying my eyes out reading about the techs that are staying on at the plant knowing and willingly giving their lives trying to avert disaster.

Then I come across an OFFICAL Whitehouse from the President that just blew my mind:

“One of the things I wanted to do on the show was, as people are filling out their brackets — this is obviously a national pastime; we all have a great time, it’s a great diversion. But I know a lot of people are thinking how can they help the Japanese people during this time of need.”

It gets even better…

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/03/16/president-obamas-2011-ncaa-brackets

I am so ashamed and embarrassed. And sad, very very sad.

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I want to point out how ashamed I am of all of you for accusing President Obama of doing nothing but playing golf while ignoring the horror that is happening in Libya where the youth are dying under tanks and in Japan where the old and children are suffering in the cold with no power and little food.

Obama IS responding actively and he’s flying in to make his point and further he is taking Michelle and the kids with him to show how much he cares about those who have helped us as allies and those who would join us because of our country’s ideals:

He’s flying to Rio de Janeiro on Sunday:

http://blogs.forbes.com/kenrapoza/2011/03/14/obama-heads-to-rio-sunday-maximum-security-awaits/

With Michelle and the kids so everyone can go sightseeing.

For Ric Locke:
Well, at least he probably doesn’t have any ball girls like Slick and Tiger. Unlike Hillary, Moochelle wouldn’t put up with that.

…his most common experience on the course is the same as it is at the Presidential Podium: a bad lie.

I am sooooo stealing that. With proper credit of course (the first few times, anyway).

Also, FWIW I did a search a couple of days ago and came across this article that estimates he’s a 16 handicap. It’s 3 years old, and with as many rounds as he’s gotten in on the taxpayers’ dime, I’d hope he’s at least brought it down a little.

As much as it pains me to say this, Hillary was dead-on about that 3am phone call. Hell, Barry’s not even phoning it in at this point.

So how much did you have to fight to resist putting faces, sheep, and other images in the cloud?

Hey, how much is this doofus getting paid to ignore his job and spend all his time watching golf and hoops? 400Gs? Tell ya what, I’ll do the same thing for 200K! And to show you what a nice guy I am, I’ll make a decision once in a while… for free! Won’t cost ya a cent extra! Whaddya say, is it a deal????

Heh. Other way around, Christopher. I nicked this image for the base image and had to P’shop out the clown head.

This pic is better, bro …

http://bejohngalt.com/2011/03/what-if-it-were-bush-or-even-clinton/#comments

As someone wiser than I said on the Ace of Spades blog: Presidentin is Hard.

Nice one, Eph.

Obama has balls? Who knew?

Andy: I have the same policy as Stoaty has announced.

Steal my witticisms. I’ll make more.

Regards,
Ric

I do expect the Leader of the Free World™ to act like he gives a shit about anything going on in the big wide. Anything beyond his golf game and his basketball picks.

Sadly, or maybe not, that isn’t the Leader of the Free World. That seems to be a Mr. Sarkozy these days. How funny is that?

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